It's a valid question - what's the difference between a Hard Jelly pot and a vodka jelly shot?
First, let's breakdown what typically makes up a vodka jelly shot - a disconcerting combobulation of artificial flavouring, gelatin (a protein that's made by boiling the skin, tendons, ligaments, and bones of animals. Ugh) and cheap, cheeeeeeap vodka...
Vodka so legendarily nasty that you wouldn't clean your drain with it for fear it'd leach the stainless out of the steel.
And of course, it's customary to down this concoction in one go, hissing as you feel the bargain-basement booze burn it's way down your esophagus...
And then there's Hard Jelly.
We use premium, multi-purified and neutral-flavoured alcohol to create Hard Jelly, so that there's no nasty cheapo vodka sting to spoil the consuming experience.
Our jellies are proudly vegan - that's right, not a single animal product goes into making Hard Jelly as wobbly as can be.
We also use 100% natural flavours - so that's real strawberries, apples and cherries you're tasting when you slurp it off a spoon.
And oh yeah, there's that spoon thing. We're not here to tell you what to do, it's your life - you do you, but we do humbly recommended that you enjoy our jelly pots in a sensible fashion by eating them using a spoon.
Or spork.
Whatever's within reaching distance.
It's just so much more civilised than throwing it back in one go, don't you think?
So there you have it, I hope I've cleared up the difference between vodka jelly shots and Hard Jelly alcoholic jelly pots.
If you've got any more questions about our ingredients or consuming experience, feel free to email us at hello@hardjelly.shop
